Monkeypigs

                        These are a few sayings I made up.    

      Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.    

      Happiness is like a warm gun; be careful who you shoot it at; you don't want the wrong person to be happy!    

      Life is like long, beautiful, wavy hair; so don't cut it short.    

      Life is like a pair of shoes; make sure you put them on the right feet!    

      A troubled life is like digging a hole that you need to get out of; try to pull yourself out before you stay in there forever.    

      Life is like fish in a fish bowl; don't forget to feed the fish!    

      Babies are like a flashing light bulb; don't forget to change them!    

      Self esteem is like a bubble; don't pop it!    

      Self esteem is like shooting a basketball; try not to miss!    

      A big person could hold a little heart while a little person could hold many hearts.            


-H   

-in courtesy of Meg for helping me think of a few of these.  HI MEG!

                              
    Maggie is my 4 year old dog.  She is medium sized with long legs.  Maggie is an Australian shepherd/border collie mix [blue mural(MUR-RAL)].  She has brown eyes, and a long snout with her cute pink tongue.  She has a short stud for a tail.  
  
    Maggie loves neck massages, belly rubs, baths, and canned dog food.  She loves going to the nearby park and play fetch with her tennis ball.  Maggie loves her squeaky or squeeze [then the stuffed animal will make noises] toys.        

    When she swims in our swimming pool what she does is: jumps in the pool with a 'yip' and uses her front paws to splash the water up to her face; 'bite' the water and yip [in a high pitch] all at the same time! It's pretty funny!!!      

    When Maggie takes a nap she rolls over on her back [tummy up] with all fours up in the straight up!  Her top lip gravitates down and it makes her expression look like a Crocodile's snout!  It's a precious moment because rarely she ever takes naps anymore and if you make the slightest noise-she hears it.      
    When she sleeps her head is ALWAYS on a bed or a pillow!  She twitches a lot, too.   Her eyes are shut gently and her long lashes are see able [rather than wide and curious]. Her legs are finally resting her ears now down and un-perked.  When she tired she's very adorable!   
 
    Her bed is everywhere, every room that has something for her to lie on/in.      
    Her food dish in near the door to the garage.    
    When we leave she stays in a yard on the side of the house which we call 'the side yard' -so original- and if she is being bad or gets into trouble she goes to the 'side yard' as a punishment.     

    Maggie like to eat human food [that WE give her]: - broccoli stems-onions -i know~weird-  -asparagus stems-bread      ect..    
    Some of what she sneaks to eat:-oreos  (the whole box)-goldfish -about a bagful(plastic baggy)--doughnuts (two! and they were mine!)          ect..    

    She can be naughty, but ALWAYS get her way in the end because of how cute she is!!!


-H

First day home!!!!

First bath!!!!

First time in snow!!!!

These are some rejected videos that I absolutely adore!In courtesy of Don Hertzfedlt.

Ninja Glarewhich I absolutely love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In courtesy of ninjahija  -whom are the people's youtube names who created this-

How to be ninja, gangsta, and nerd are all made by the same people-including the ninja glare!-

Fred.  He is hilarious!In courtesy of Lucas -his real name-These are just the three I really like.
1). Fred goes swimming.
2). Fred loses his meds.
3). Fred saves the neighborhood squirrels.

      Here is Adam Lambert.    An American Idol contestant.         


                             Track of tears:

Adam Lambert--black or white.

Saved the best for last:

Adam Lambert--mad world.

   These are a few of a sleepwalking dog that also barks while sleeping!!!!!!  His name is Bizkit!

                                                       He talks!!!

    Maximum Ride is a really good book.  It's a series of 5 books and all so great.  You can check out a good look at some Maximum ride fans if you go to the website: kd14.weebly.com  and there is a story that 'Dannyelle' and 'Krystal' have been writing. It's quite interesting.  I said 'Dannyelle' and 'Krystal' with the   '   things, because I don't know who they are or if that's their real name.
    The twilight saga is what I'm reading now.  It as you SHOULD know is popular.  I'm on the last book and it goes in more point of views than Bella's.  It also goes in Jacobs point of view, too!  
    The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod is about a half vampire half human boy who has to survive in middle high and high school. Falling in love, break ups, friends, secrets, and many more interesting things.
 

-H

I'm really bored so I feel like making this blog.
       I have a dog named Maggie she is an Australian Shepard/Border collie.  She is what you call a 'blue mural'(Murr-ell).  She is really cute and I love her so much(1st dog)!  She loves to play fetch with a tennis ball.
       I use to have a 'tuxedo' cat named socks(which i might put a picture of her).  She was 19 years old when we had to put her down because of a major bladder infection with a name I don't remember..  (1st cat) She used to like to hide underneath beds...                         
 -H

       Hi, and welcome to my blog.  I'm the one who loves pigs, as you should know by now.  Oh, and by the way we don't only go over-bored on monkeys and pigs; if you send us(yes US) an email(from the email address on the Home page) about what you would like to see on our website; we will add it.

                                                        Thank-you!!   

              -H

Thanks to  M's  friend Helene for this REALLY nice picture of a cute pig with wings.