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                        These are a few sayings I made up.    

      Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.    

      Happiness is like a warm gun; be careful who you shoot it at; you don't want the wrong person to be happy!    

      Life is like long, beautiful, wavy hair; so don't cut it short.    

      Life is like a pair of shoes; make sure you put them on the right feet!    

      A troubled life is like digging a hole that you need to get out of; try to pull yourself out before you stay in there forever.    

      Life is like fish in a fish bowl; don't forget to feed the fish!    

      Babies are like a flashing light bulb; don't forget to change them!    

      Self esteem is like a bubble; don't pop it!    

      Self esteem is like shooting a basketball; try not to miss!    

      A big person could hold a little heart while a little person could hold many hearts.            


-H   

-in courtesy of Meg for helping me think of a few of these.  HI MEG!